Rolihlahla Mabaso

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. W. Disney

#WorkingClass

[eNCA @eNCA]

[BREAKING] BMW has recalled 10,961 vehicles over a faulty starter. The recall affects selected BMW 3 Series, 4 Series, 5 Series, 7 Series, X3 and X4 models sold since 2016. Tune in to #eNCA, channel #DStv403.

[Thomas Mlambo @thomasmlambo]

Unbeaten in 90 minutes at your maiden world cup and this is who you faced??!!

Cabo Verde, they will never forget you!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[AKA @akaworldwide]

I LOVE YOU SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦 We will fix you. ❤️

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

“The world doesn’t revolve around you”

South Africans:

[AB de Villiers @ABdeVilliers17]

Big win for Bafana Bafana last night to get through to the Round of 32! ⚽️ 🇿🇦

South Africa are now the first country to hold the Rugby World Cup and the ICC World Test Championship whilst qualifying for the Round of 32 of the FIFA World Cup at the same time, as my friends at FanCode told me this morning. 🥳

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

This is a governance failure. A reactionary leadership with no vision.

No by-laws enforcement. No police visibility. No reporting lines for suspicious activity.

Just complacency and constant putting out of fires. No bandwidth or imagination to create a post-gold-rush Joburg.

[Mbekezeli @MbekezeliMB]

If JMPD officers were interested in anything other than speed tickets, they wouldn’t have allowed a massive excavation under the busiest bridges in the city.

[Rolihlahla Mabaso @Roli_Rolex]

@lungeIo @sibusisokinat 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jeff Wicks 🇿🇦 @wicks_jeff]

Hawks officer Karl Sander to use R180k coffee machine crowdfund for narcotics dogs https://t.co/cMFMtPt9Te

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi20]

Me in a meeting wondering how they got the big table through the door

[Rolihlahla Mabaso @Roli_Rolex]

@TheeLadi 😂😂😂😂 yoh!

[吴鹏 Wu Peng @AmbWuPeng]

Congratulations on South Africa’s iconic Garden Route being ranked as the world’s best road trip. Stretching along the country’s southern coast, this breathtaking route is renowned for its unique blend of ocean vistas, lush forests and vibrant communities.

[HR Sis @seyithemie]

Corporate Hack 102: Listen to the tea, but never pour it.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Kira @kira_sofine]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them.