Some real Nina Tucker type stuff's going on in game and Barry's stumbled upon it. Alone. Behind cold iron locks he's allergic to. In the enemy's basement. While Exhausted πππ
Saw someone with a felt basket on their dash filled with tiny plush hot dogs labeled "emotional support hot dogs" and I've been perplexed by it since lunch
Like don't get me wrong: Barry looks Good, esp since he just got an actual haircut, but oof. the baggage
One could MAYBE tap that like. Once. and survive all the curses and such, but like everything in his life, it's a Gamble
(someone imagining Barry as a Mr Darcy type) Ooo, a rich young bachelor from out of town? Oh and those ears~! Y'know I've always wanted 7-9 kids,
Barry, widowed, sterile by choice, and contemplating smoking a floor cigarette bc he spent all his borrowed coin on booze: huh? whuh?
Picturing Barry getting swarmed by potential suitors at this tavern we're about to visit in game
Mainly bc he's not related to anyone in town, which is rare. Also he's dressed nice and word's probably gotten out that "he" paid to bail Seamus out
Very normal of me to have both a meteorology hyperfixation and a lifelong fear of tornadoes/hail/hurricanes
Even more normal that deep within my soul I want to storm chase
@Draccardis GOOD,, Samantha definitely hit the nail on the head when she said he seemed pent up
It's been a year and some change and this poor guy's had One cuddle and maybe a singular hug and he's been insulted So Much
If he ever Realizes he's being flirted with it'll be a miracle
Barry's 100% tempted by the brothel in this tiny town but he's too ashamed to admit it. How could he (antisocial, actively hunted by both a shadow creature and the fey, has less than 2gp, staying w his friend's family who are enemies of the owners) possibly be like. Brothel Time
DESPAIRING bc I couldn't have the homemade biscuits and gravy but the terrifying carport is now: clean with no time to spare. The Cityβ’ will not deem it a superfund site. Not today,, we win this round