Peter “Showtime” Bryant

DKE PCP | CO’ 88 | 1987 IM Hoops champ | Father of 3 | Divorce Lawyer | 2x divorced (1x winner)

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Just saw an intern rip his vape in the elevator then zero it when a partner walked in. Either he gets the return offer or we leave as a package deal #expand

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@HeftyMarty One more waggle. That’ll do it

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@jjcoop36 It’s crazy how many people don’t know ball. A .400 obp guy is better than a .300/.360 guy unless his slug is out of this world

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@NorthsideWhales @JayCuda Lmao I do. I’m just a hater

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@NorthsideWhales @JayCuda Even a blind squirrel finds a nut

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Everyone’s favorite small sized burner with no motion is #Larping being a rich British person this fine week #LANK

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@dykemacklin Kys

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@BudWiser6969 Dude wrote this himself

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@PCA4FC MLB just rates dodgers prospects on a random number generated 1-100

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@BrynnForbes11 Nails.

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Blue collared workers could never comprehend forgetting a QZ and being slightly cold at an office job all day #fuck

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I think I found out where Tanner Larson’s scores on GHIN are coming from

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@sackmansupreme Dude it’s a Saturday

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Just chipped in out of the bunker #yearofthewhiteboy #stickseason

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Dapped up all my black coworkers extra hard and left a basketball cookie cake for them in the fridge. #ally

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Someone gauge my eyes out #nuke this

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@Sphinctus @MatthewCappucci What about now

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Wtf is PK Subban wearing #NHLonTNT

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What’s the left more angry at? Trump at game 3 or a white boy drunk on a boat listening to steely dan #lank

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@lpt5225 @davebftv Maybe because one of the oldest franchises in the nfl who have called Chicago their home since 1921 is now moving to a different state?