Ed Calamari

Titties and Beer. Smokin with Grandma since 1995. Dawgs on top. Best in the NATION.

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Happy Saturday. There will be football or college basketball on for the next 32 Saturdays

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“What song are you listening to?”

Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

🚨 COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK THIS WEEK 🚨

[Roy “Bricked” Jones CPA, MBA @BrickedJones]

Tarik Skubal meeting his new teammate Shohei Ohtani (2026)

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

Do not let Tarik Skubal becoming a Dodger distract you from the fact that Shohei Ohtani illegally wired millions of dollars to an offshore bookie and made his close friend and interpreter take the fall for him so he could avoid prison time and continue to bring billions to MLB.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: President Trump announces the United States is going to "beat the fucking shit" out of Iran.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tony Romo just got the sickest edit of all time

[Emeril Lagasse @Emeril]

I’m trending on the internet?

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

I wish there were some Hawaii soccer game on after this so we could all try to win our money back.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We can still win this game.. if Mike Pence has the courage

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

lol you’ll never have this @Belgium

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Hey, FIFA. It’s me again.”

[Kmac @KMaC703]

I don’t watch soccer but is Tim Ream really the best defender we can find in a country of 300 million people

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump wtf do something

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

College football starts in seven weeks.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation]

There are two types of countries: those that can deploy a Tactical Burger King anywhere in the world and those that use the metric system