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[chris @Rollcarx]

meow

[chris @Rollcarx]

@MrBeast 1,345,621 pennies

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Everyone is "Skyrim's Strongest Nord" 'till you're 6 ales deep at the tavern and an Argonian woman with big beautiful naturals calls you a sweetroll.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 2007:

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[chris @Rollcarx]

Yup

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

men will lick every inch of skin on a woman’s body but won’t touch a tomato.

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

Locked in

[chris @Rollcarx]

ballista reload glitch shoot x y y shoot

[Heavenly @ow_heavenly]

New bug who dis?

If you cancel the reload animation you get your Dire Triggers back and can shoot instantly.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

dude you have to stop pretending to be a people and just accept what you are. a fishj. it's really okay to be a carp. me too sometiems. just glide through the watre,. and go blub. blub blub. very fub!! 😗🐟 kiss fish

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

John Rhys-Davies, the 81-year-old actor who played Gimli in The Lord of the Rings, still gets genuinely excited every time he’s handed an axe.

[chris @Rollcarx]

thank god I’m safe

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

List of things I find to be more gay than actually being gay #BigVacuum

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

the casting for the lannisters in game of thrones was crazy cause every single member of the family was like the best actor you've ever seen in your life

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

the weather sucks today

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Iran must be taken out no matter what the cost!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Every. Single. Time. 😭