Romi

Read. Write. Run.

Also- cats lots of cats.

[Romi @RomGuns]

Cmon Wild! Knock the stars out of the cup!

[Romi @RomGuns]

This is who i pucture singing that "feast" song in the taco bell commercial. Creepy voodoo cat singing "let's eat."

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Ok seriously "1 day beard & brow" cmon @justformen lets just call it like it is- MANSCARA

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My sweet boy finally decided laps are awesome after nearly 15 yrs w/ me. #CatsOfTwitter I've aleays suspected my first cat warned Merlin to stay out of his laps when Merli. Was still a sprout.

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So my cats appear traumatized by their existence. I mean bed and cozy couch whats traumatic about that. Siblings go figure. #CatsofTwittter

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Here's what I learned this week. I can legally perform marriages. I mean no one in their right mind would let me, but yup technically I can. So didn't know this was a thing. Why is this a thing?!

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Two cakes baked, cracker candy cooing, got a dirty santa gift to wrap and I'm all set. As long as no one makes me decorate, I have plenty of Christmas cheer!

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

My ultimate goal

[Romi @RomGuns]

Friends, if you're just gonna show up @ my house, you better txt me you're here. Bc if you knock I'm 100% not answering. Not even looking out window to see if i know you. Unannounced knock is just the potential spam call of the door world.
#HardPass

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

More otters in hats....

[Romi @RomGuns]

So if I don't go to bed, then morning doesn't come, and I don't have to go to work right?! That's how it works!

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@stinky_mimi Awe reminds me of one of my little semi-feral friends... same vibe. Always wants to complain to management about something.

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Question what does shaving your head have to do with plastic usage?

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OMG!!!!!!!

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Just in case you needed to see a small, fluffy, very angry cat, Astrid is willing to help with that. #CatsOfTwitter fyi she's mad bc I won't let her eat things that will kill her.