"Guys, I signed up for a religon that preaches to 'love thine enemies' and to 'turn the other cheek' and it's led by a guy called the Prince of Peace. Now, this jackass tells me that war is wrong? What the hell???"-every idiot responding to this negatively
@Oh_Uh_Chance@LH_artsandworks It got recanonised in 2004 Official Handbook of Marvel Universe. He still absorbs the solar energy shit, but he doesn't use it for optic blasts anymore, he uses it to open the interdimensional apertures in his eyes.
when i was in high school my dnd group had a rule that whenever you rolled a nat 1 you had to act it out
dnd has literally always been performative and silly