Fair warning, if you ask me my star sign:
1) I'll definitely lie
2) I'll pick one that sounds 'off' based on how I've been
3) I'll take notes on how well you improv a 'omg that totally makes sense' reaction
Grant me the grace to accept with serenity the things I can't change, the courage to change what must be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the two.
I ACCEPT that I bust the crotch on all my trousers, am COURAGOUSLY fitting reinforced gussets
53-year-old history lecturer here. Students ask me regularly what my favourite historical fact/event/etc is. I usually reply with something mundane. The truth is my favourite fact is that Shakespeare's name was misspelt as 'Shagspear' on his marriage certificate.
@CharlieWhite_22 I like when someone used too many phrases in a row and it sounds like Cha Cha Slide
'Circle back round and touch base'
'EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS'