Roman Nichols

I expose Whoppaganda. Opinions are my own and may ironically match those of current and former employees. Not affiliated with Whop.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

The quality of your product is spoken for when even you don’t use it as intended.

[SimonasDip @SimonasDip]

bro why the hell is @whop on @sideshift_app instead of their own @contentrewards 😂😂

that's like samsung CEO using iPhone as his daily

could be insane promo for sideshift ngl

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

Do not say a word to this man without a legal team and a engaged NDA

He will steal your idea and implement it

@whop style

[Zach Yadegari @zach_yadegari]

I'm looking to spend up to $1M to acquire or partner with an app, saas, or ecom store.

I care about the product being high quality and something people actual want.

You can have done $0 in revenue so far.

Dm me your project.

[aaron @stockxsucks]

@WestsideLAGuy lmfao dude this is why you’re 40 years old and single nobody thinks like this except insecure losers

[Ben Sage @benlsage]

The reason Gen Z spends comfortably on small luxuries like $10 coffee is that long-term milestones like buying a house feel totally out of reach in America. So they prioritise immediate quality of life over distant milestones.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@mil000 It’s on a per gram food weight scale. Those things weigh almost nothing, so their protein to weight ratio allows Quaker to label as a “good source”

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@rachcorrine What is your 9-5?

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

I run all my tweets my my legal team.

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

Don’t 💩 on companies without merit. They bite back & have better lawyers.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

Blowing their entire fund on other startups because their core business doesn’t work. I called this 23 months ago.

[Nicholas Motamedi @iamthemoat]

Whop has acquired OmniOS to join our ads division.

Their platform manages over $250M/year in ad spend; spanning tracking, attribution, and optimization.

Together, we'll continue to make Whop Ads the most frictionless advertising product for entrepreneurs around the world.

[car @Carcraftz]

Someone needs to humble these formerly gifted SF kids man

So performative to be tweeting this out when no one asked

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

GM, it’s sad that such a shit company gets to work in such a beautiful building!

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@mil000 Every @whop employee ever

[Milo Smith @mil000]

This is just a grok model being called a cursor model

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@cursor_ai Your entire agent platform is offline right now. Get back to work

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@samclementt @rachcorrine This actually might be a feasible idea

@rachcorrine

Can work with stores on higher volume purchasing and can buy on behalf of her clients

We can all look identical

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

A longtime friend told me today that @whop social looks like truth social and I can’t unsee it

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@samclementt Do not follow anyone employed by @whop for style inspiration, they all dress like shit.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@samclementt just follow @rachcorrine and you’ll have great style. She makes it simple and doesn’t lean into trends too heavily. Worth a follow

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@JustJake @GregorySchier

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

The fact that he’s saying this 1 week after a massive outage is just as scary as the outage itself

[Jake @JustJake]

While it took longer than we'd like

We now have our own CDN on Metal
A second generation of data centers fully up

We've been going hard on reliability + compute capacity

More on this next week. See y'all soon :)

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@GregorySchier @JustJake Yes. The only thing we cannot sustain would be a mass casualty multi regional outage, in which case, there would be bigger problems in the world anyways. This is the standard. It’s nothing new.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@proudparrot2 @JustJake He sold many of us on their “metal” solution which claimed to be entirely decoupled from the cloud. That proved to be incorrect during the outage.

[Roman Nichols @RomanNichols78]

@GregorySchier @JustJake Please show me evidence of the last time AWS had a full platform outage where a multi-regionally resilient application would have been fully offline for 7 hours.