Roman Nicholson

he/him/garbage factory

I exclusively use twitter to retweet people funnier than I am.

[Roman Nicholson @RomanNicholson]

@CosmonautMarcus You're the first person I thought of when I saw that lmao

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

your birthday as an adult mainly consist of texting back "thanks!" to people you haven't talk to in 5 years.

[kev @AwestruckVox]

uzumaki episode 2

[Roman Nicholson @RomanNicholson]

weather is nice today

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

Look, I consumed the old blood. I did. But Kamala? She doesn’t want you to consume the old blood. She doesn’t want the sight. Meanwhile when I was president, I went straight down to Kos, or some say Kosm, and I sent over my best men from Byrgenwerth and said “Kos, grant us eyes.”

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

“Sydney, I’m adopted” followed by the Where is my Mind cover will always be the funniest thing 😭

[Mandalore @Lord_Mandalore]

Six...
Hundred...
and NINETY-NINE DOLLARS

[Joshua Rush @JoshuaRush]

“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry i really gotta take this

[Roman Nicholson @RomanNicholson]

@GreatCheshire Prometheus is definitely messy as a whole but the stuff in it that's good is so good it outweighs the bad stuff for me

[AliveWake - Commissions Closed @AliveWake]

VILE BAYLE!!!

#ELDENRING

[SAMDIELIRO @samdieliro]

готовый кусочек из будущей анимации

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🏅 GOJIRA won gold at the Olympics

[Koyorin 🎃 now @ koyorin.bsky.social @koyoriin]

yaana/black cat from the new arcadion raids is so cool! // #FFXIV #Dawntrail

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

yikes. unfollowing now. loved his handcrafted doll work. didn’t know he was putting a ball of demon smoke inside their heads which led the fathers of young girls to murder their whole family

[ッ 𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘢𝘯 @spvcespvce]

You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you.
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl.
#LongLegs