Roman

[Mo @fruitpibble]

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Kgothatsoxo]

Me as soon as Drake starts rapping about rich nigga shit that only me and him relate to #Iceman

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[droo @imcryingson]

MY BOY SAID HE IN THE ASTON DOIN DONUUUUUUUTS

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Okay now Drake Maye getting 23 MVP votes seems kinda fucked up

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I gotta learn about more shit so I can make more jokes

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Panicking and accusing my lawyer of doing the crime mid trial

[Little Bro Peak @mr_certainly]

No amount of money will ever be enough for me. Five dollars, ten dollars, ten dollars and fifty cents — I will always want more

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

A nothing burger still got bread babygirl

[Curtis Martin Sr. @Curtigga]

Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I remember when zohran told me he wanted to rap and I told him he should run for mayor

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

This is like the final scene of Dark Knight Rises

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

[Nate @thenatewolf]

I would have been so good at hunting that I’d have extra time to help gather. I would’ve been laughing with your girl in the blackberry brambles.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

You can have still fun outside in November

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

Lmaooo living by the sword is so dope. I hope this lifestyle doesn't have any consequences for me later on