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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United want to sign one more midfielder after Tielemans and Andrey Santos.

Plan to add one more defensive player after Casemiro’s exit — not over yet.

🎥 https://t.co/qvAnjiyGKa

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🧤 Karl Darlow’s contract at Man United will be valid until June 2028 with club option to extend until June 2029.

Altay Bayindir, also expected to leave the club after André Onana. 👋🏼🔜

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Youri Tielemans has completed his medical and signs today at Man United.

Understand the agreement will be valid until June 2031, five years.

Done and sealed.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

It’s all jokes until you realise this is basically the same as Bruno Fernandes having a £57m release clause… and he actually does 😭😭😭

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Ye sold out show in Albania

Ye was paid $4.6 million to perform

No help from his wife
Not on Epstein files
Not friends with Diddy,R Kelly and Weinstein Harvey
No running away from the DNA test
No hanging around with minors

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Andrey Santos’ final game for Chelsea:

38 passes attempted
38 passes completed
8 carries
8 duels contested
6 duels won
5 tackles attempted
5 tackles won
1 shot
1 goal

Completed every pass, won every tackle and scored. Imagine selling him… 🤯

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

I know we're all very familiar with Youri Tielemans following his many years in English football, but I just want to add again that we're signing TOP quality.

He's an outstanding player filled with Premier League experience and also in his prime.

For £35m, this is an absolute QUALITY signing.

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United looks good on you, @04Andrey 👌🇾🇪

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Being sold to another taxi is an experience you can’t even explain.😭😭😭

[chico🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @RiicoBandzz]

Sancho must be depressed seeing Jude and Halaand turn into era defining players while he's having his 3rd Dortmund homecoming at 29

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

That would be Spurs. They have Tonali and the almighty Mateus Fernandes. Leave us alone.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨📸 - Andrey Santos and his son at Old Trafford during his signing.

[H. @invertedLuffy]

Adding Tielemans passing and creativity in to the mix means Bruno Fernandes can play more centrally like a SS behind Sesko, similar to his first seasons behind Cavani and Martial and score more goals.

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

They found a whole community of Illegal Somalians living in a gated communal area the size of a shopping centre with over 40 rooms in PMB KZN. Each room accomodates about 6-10 of them depending on how much they pay.

Crazy part is, all the electricity meters are at 0.00, meaning theres nearly or over 400 of them enjoying free electricity, free water, low rent all on top of not paying tax. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

The people of PMB got in and expelled them harshly!

[Cherif22 @Cherif227]

No rumours... no players linked to us
I can smell a bomba out of nowhere
#mufc

[. @adzvii]

These two are gonna absolutely love each other man

[B N S L @_BNSL]

The family lawyer is in conversations with her where she threatens to commit suicide but then the family says she was never suicidal?

Don't be a hero, bro. Umuntu must go find a boyfriend there at Vista Clinic. There is no prize for this shit 🙏🏾

[E @Ellis_]

Cunha’s release clause activated last summer

Tielemans’ release clause activated this summer

If you’re joining a Premier League club and eventually want to join the biggest club in England make sure you have that release clause in your contract & we’ll pick you up in due time

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

I just don't understand United fans complaining about Tielemans' age.

Is he top quality? YES.
Is he what we need now? YES.
Can he give us 3-4 good seasons? YES.
Is he a bargain signing? YES.
Is he PL proven/experienced? YES.

So what else do you want? The current market has very few good opportunities, so getting a player like him for just £35m in this market is an absolute STEAL.

He's 29 and in his prime. We're building a new team, and his profile is exactly what we currently need to improve the squad, then we can worry about his replacement later.