Maximus Romptimus

I drool and I rule, fool!

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@indicatorfn @grok I wanna know what the investments are

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@RightScopee Diary of a Forgetful Hair Sniffer

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@ZalesJewelers I bought a tennis bracelet for my wife, supposedly expedited shipping, and according to UPS a label was created last week but never actually got shipped. Was supposed to be here yesterday, and it's not shipped. Looking at other tweets, others have the same issue

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Dear @tacobell

Can you, for ONE DAY, bring back 1980s or 1990s pricing? I miss getting a Mexican pizza, taco supreme, cinnamon twists and a soda for three bucks. Just do it for one day please. #MakeThe80sGreatAgain

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@SheffieldShuff @ESPNNFL They want you to pay up for Hulu Live.

#FuckDisney

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Just canceled #DisneyPlus and am also boycotting #MNF #MondayNightFootball @NFL

I will NEVER subscribe to anything Disney ever again. #Greedy 5 billion is enough.

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Simple, direct:

Fuck @Disney

$5B in profits isn't enough, huh?

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@AmericanAir Bet it was an hour late though.

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@AmericanAir Can you guys ever be on time? So glad I missed another flight because of your delays.

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@Spotify please make a "I hate this song and never want to see it recommended to me ever again" feature.

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@Enterprise I'm in line 30+ people deep at the Indianapolis Airport. You have no cars and no staff despite all of us having valid reservations. #inept

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@AmericanAir could you possibly be more inept?

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@billmaher not saying you're him, but never see you both in the same place at the same time...

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@Baron_Revilgaz Or just lucky....

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@espn

How about showing some men's NCAA volleyball instead of crap like this?

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@DOGE_SEC

How about you crack down on this?

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@elonmusk

If you wanna save something, save this.

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@NBAonTNT #dunkcontest the "dunk coaches" are ruining the contest tonight

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@SHAQ with the Melania Trump hat.

@NBAonTNT

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@GaryGensler @SECGov Updated rules, but didn't enforce any. WTG!