Ronald Weasley

Ginger pubed magician

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Neville Longbottom's arse must be worth a fortune. Everytime he takes a shit one of his Grans wedding rings falls out. #childmolester

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@Themightypoon you stupid bastard #ROLO #RonOnlyLivesOnce

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The only eggs I want to be smashing today are Hermione's ovaries. #DropThemKnickers

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Hermione has just finished curling one out in the shitter. Fingers crossed she has a few brown skids in her knickers later. #sniffsniff

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Gave Hermione a reet good backhander across the chops last night for burning tea. Cant beat a bit of good old fashioned domestic violence.

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Teacher asked us to name some mixed species that are half man, half animal. Apparently 'Harvey Price' is not one. #LearnSomethingNewEveryday

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Bet my mum's snatch looks like Hagrids had a fist up there. How many more kids is she planning on poppin' out. #Tart

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@officialglitter you're my favourite muggle. Can I have a retweet.

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Sat across the dinner table from Longbottom. This cunt dribbles more then my cock at the site of Hermione. Chew with your gob shut you belm.

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Nevermind the 'half blood prince'. Just had the full blood slag. Rattled some skank who was on the blob. My bedsheets are fucking ruined.

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Sent a picture of my cock to some tart from Ravenclaw. My bastard owl was spotted so now everyone knows my collar matches my cuffs. Cunts.

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Hermione's left her wand on the table. Going to sniff it in the hope that she hasn't washed her hands last time she went to the toilet. #nom

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Walked in on Potter having a pokey bum wank. Dirty bastard didn't see me take a picture.

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Parvati & Padma Patil. The wizard version of the Patels. Somebody needs to stop these vermin from reproducing.
#oneborneveryminute

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Wiped my arse with Potter's invisibility cloak before. Can't wait till the speccy cunt uses it. Going to look like theres a floating turd.

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Thought I would have a quick tug in the shower. Made the school boy error of not washing properly afterwards.

#CrustyGroin

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Can hear Longbottom blubbering a mile off. Sounds like the nurse has just broke the bad news to him. He suffers from Autism. #retard

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If I was 5 foot taller I would have lamped that fucking useless oaf Hagrid. The stupid bastard almost stood on Scabbers.

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Hermione said I was too pale to date.6 minutes on the sunbeds should sort me out, even if I am ginger,right?
#Burnt