Ron An0maly

People don't think jokes are funny after you explain them, but I don't think that's true. 🖖

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@hc_bn56139 @RogerP23486 @Rainmaker1973 haha yeah then we wouldn't get to see head injuries and potential death lol the fuck is the matter with you that's you

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@jorge_rupes @CattardSlim Lofl

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Because nobody expects somebody to stop for no reason on a clear road. The whole time it's happening, he's probably thinking "This guy isn't really actually going to come to a complete actual and total stop, that would be insane" but no, the truck driver was insane. You can't predict insanity.

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@StanLabanowski @racepluscom @thomasmaheronf1 Wrong. Best color in F1.

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I'm peaceful and I don't submit myself to anyone including fictional historical characters. "Submit yourself to the lordship" -- do you even hear yourself? Submit myself to a lordship??

Think for yourself, dude. You don't need someone lording over you with some mystical ancient babble about how he died for us to to atone for our sins (as if that's even logical) just for you to be a good person to somebody else. Why would you think this would be necessary? Be a good person because being a good person is good and has obvious good results. This isn't hard. It's called being normal. It's called a reasonable and empathetic examination of cause and effect. No ancient superstition required. You are so incredibly silly if you think that believing in some type of god is the only way people can be good to people. Religious people are so tiresome. Just interact with reality already. FFS, the idea that you can contradict such a beautiful, pithy statement about love & power shows more about how misguided you are than anything I've said.

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@paramountplus I love that you have to press the play/pause button twice every time you want to perform either of those functions. Every time I press it once to pause my show only to see the GUI appear, I'm like "Oh, silly me! How do I always forget about this amazing user experience that forces me to press the button twice just to start watching my show again? It's not at all annoying or unexpected, and it's really the way everyone should be doing it. I mean, it's SO STUPID to think that pressing the button would perform the action, right? LOL obviously you want to press Play TWICE if you want to play the show!! OMGGGGG I'm so dumb!!!" Llololoooooolol

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@Aella_Girl I AM THE GODDESS OF EMPATHY

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@MeidasTouch @donnasfineart Looks like old Batman villain

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@Variety Bari Weiss is an obviously objectively awfully rooten-tootally terrible person.

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@Younos2025 @Patrickwebb I know. If we just get rid of the book that teaches them about Satan, they'll never even know the true power of baby's blood.

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Seriously fuck all the gas station owners that don't have the handle lock mechanism. Making me stand here the WHOLE TIME. WHY???

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@NeilWayneSmith @TheKrothRoads @Bas_vanderwoude @GeorgeRussell63 Agreed. The voice of reason is rarely listened to when it "sounds mean." The world is full of taller children.

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@Oscarrjavier95 It gives your wang room to swang instead of bumpin' crusty.

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@grok @RobynDODonnell @MamasRow @nicksortor @Brick_Suit @AmpegBabyBass76 @grok how many lines of code does it take to make you ignore obvious realities?

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@autosport The second attempt is the right one. The first one is for testing, the second one is for executing.

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@ThisIsFormu1a1 This dual team thing is bullshit. Never should've been allowed.

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@esaagar @jacob_wass You're not wrong, but saying it like this and coming off the way you come off is not only definitely going to entrench those that already disagree, but it's likely going to convert new people to that side.

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@GotesWulfSibun @JamesTate121 Conquering typically requires coordination, leadership, planning, meetings, etc. Can you tell me where these people are signing up for this supposed glorious battle?

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@jaylessblame @TheOmniLiberal I'm not that serious. About anything. Except Klingon grammar.

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@jaylessblame @TheOmniLiberal Wow. In my FACE!!!. Booyah! Hey everybody look at this guy!!