Ron Andrews

Christian, Husband, Father, Brother, Uncle. Look for the good!

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@VinnysCorner1 Carlos Brown

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@Matt_Fra_ @YungGiamatti 🤯

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@Matt_Fra_ 🤣 but 💯

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

Too many hit close to home.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb!
🤣🤣🤣

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

Such a great movie!

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

“I ain’t never killed no-one in my life, but if you want me to start with you let’s get on with it old man. See if you can grab that pistol before I blast you off this porch.”

HELL OR HIGH WATER (2016)

A brilliant Movie.

#ChrisPine #JeffBridges

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@AndyHermanNFL Andy, you forgot the LOL at the end. 🤣

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@WaffleHouse Class clowns

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@gils_fit @Dario_Melendez I would almost have a picture hit for him at this point.

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@Dario_Melendez 3 straight pitches

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@Simi_2210_ 179

[Rachel @allthedogspleaz]

NIL and the transfer portal have killed everything we love about college sports.

The teams and sports we all grew up loving will never be the same.

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@phillips_c75986 @gpatterson828 There is always one….

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I offer my sincere apologies to all old people.

Now that I am old, it turns out that having my morning coffee, eating my vegetables, taking naps during the day, not driving at night, not having any company after dark, not leaving my house at night, and being in bed by 9pm is awesome.

You guys were right. I was wrong.

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@realstewpeters She’s a fucking idiot

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Starting to think we were duped…

[Ron Andrews @RonAndrews3]

@jdbucciarelli @ChiBearsHistory Also former Packer legend.

[Fox Sports 920 @FSRWI]

“This isn’t just Milwaukee’s team, this is the state’s team.”

-Brewers Manager Pat Murphy

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke