Ron Cardashenstein

You simply can't pay me enough royalties for my Awesomeness. #makeamericagreatagain

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@RonCar69 @donaldjtrump

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Let's get to the part when mavericks actually docsomething. Eat, sleep, cry, tell Trump he's a crap-eating shitbag with Jose Canseco's brain

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@Darth_Tedward you're a moron. Learn to breathe with your mouth closed. Then you can have an opinion on anything #Trump #treason #loser

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@reaxapp the one that breathes with their mouth open widest. #WWE #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

I know you're not supposed to tell people how to vote, but if you vote for @realDonaldTrump then you are a moron. #realtalk #Pepsi

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@realDonaldTrump speaks to me. He knows how to push that button inside me that says it's ok to be crazy. We are #NASCAR nation #drizzy

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

I'm with @realDonaldTrump Make America Erect Again. #budweiser #Ivanka

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Can #Draymon kick an entire city in the nuts? #Askingforaleague #NBAzzzzz

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Really like how #GSW plays up to competition. #73 #BestTeamEver #AirJordan #NBA #Seattle

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

The #Spurs though. #katyperry #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Another day where I can't "remember" if I took my meds. Time to kick it up a notch. #TuesdayTip #MyFamilyWondersWhy #gooddoctors

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

"Mommy has mommy juice on her hands." - Sumner Redstone. My new #hero #realmvp #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #DaddyLessons @CBS @Viacom

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

If reports are true, I feel bad for the #drugaddict and the #murderer no longer employed at @ESPN. Our parole programs are #broken

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

#happymothersday Does the #Czech republic have a surplus of whipped cream? Based on their orgy videos, I'd say yes. #moreplease #adele

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@espn Could use some help from Chris Berman. Long day in the office. https://t.co/gbjEEyMrLL #FridayFeeling #pickup #Canada

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

@JasonLaCanfora No one would buy that trophy. But congrats on rooting for the #Kings of the Regular Season #losers #DCSportsSucks #adele

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Night night, @ebjunkies Go to sleep knowing the Caps still have no #heart #tinmen #president @nhl @nbcsports #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

I think it's great #ESPN hired #AbbyWambach. Not like there's gonna be any temptation to drink and drive in Bristol. #sarcasm #DUI #WWL

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! -Fredo #godfather #marriage #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Ron Cardashenstein @RonCar69]

Uh, yeah. #Budweiser #JackDaniels #GreyGoose #Viagra RT @ddlovato: Is it worth it