Ronald Christie

Anchored down since ‘87, Former DEKE Worthy Chaplain, Summer Comfort Year Round, Ball Hazer Wearer, Owns a Boat, You don’t know my gate code, Run the damn ball

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Do not tell the left that I’m here. #wine #MAGA

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

@CooperDavi1960 This may have a direct correlation to who you follow, Coop.

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

@cletusmillar Doesn’t help that he’s fat either

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

No…no I don’t. #feminism

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Update: drinking with concussion has a very similar hangover to doing a whole canister of whomps. #Pain #BrainCells

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Mardi Dogs…Sir put your feet away! #Gross #MardiGay

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Tough day to be Ron, but bend don’t break. Roommates this is a war and I will not be purchasing more plastic spoons.

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

I want to personally thank Mr. Chang (Owner and Operator of @PFChangs) for hosting me and my Friday night hustlers for some classic Asian cuisine tonight. #Top3 #Quality

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Cold weather is calling for the Canadian Tux today. #Wrangler

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Am I flexing my buddy’s house? Yes. Rest and Relaxation Ron. #LongNeck

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

How is dollar store Bailey Zimmerman worse than the real guy? #shrink

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

2 Turnt. 2 picks. 2 more weeks living on the street for Mackenzie. You’re 2 times the idiot I even expected

[Kenzoo @mack_morgann]

Went from 2turnt to 2picks real quick

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

@mack_morgann @TheBigRedTibbs Yes and tell more more about that team from last year. I recall them being fraudulent and getting wiped by Ohio State. Correct me if I’m wrong.

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

@CoopDavi1959 @Tank__Franklin When done correctly, it could be the move. Asserts some serious dominance. #NotBalding

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

@mack_morgann @j_acree33 You can have his ugly ass. Keep him in Knoxville

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A guy becomes rush chair and can’t even enjoy a freshman bar anymore. What a curse. #NoBid

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@CoopDavi1959 NOBODY. I still only like the republican half of FGL.

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Just watching Bobby ball walk Tennessee down the field on his first drive back is awesome. That’s old school cool. #FuckTennessee

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Woke up this morning to a nasty walk of shame then remembered I’m the smartest man currently in Knoxville. Fuck Tennessee. #GoDores

[Ronald Christie @RonChristie84]

Because of course it is.