-Didn’t resign a single center in the 2025 offseason
-Traded Anfernee AND a pick for Poopevic
-Missed out on Giannis because you wanted to keep “Hugo Gonzalez” and “Baylor Scheierman” who didn’t even log playoff minutes this past postseason
-Traded a top 8 player in franchise history to a divisional rival who you just BLEW A 3-1 LEAD TO for a 35 year old semiretired podcaster on the worst contract in the entire fucking league
Get the fuck out of my city
If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.