Ron Klain RTs

Highlighting @WHCOS most self-serving and wild RTs. Oblivious parody.

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@neontaster Come out of the closet already

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@RonKlainRTs Me, I tweeted this at 7 am on a Saturday so things are clearly going great over here.

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@RonKlainRTs @SirajPen @MatthewFoldi @FormerNewspaper @MichaelDuncan @redsteeze @MBrassenstein @AMHenneberg Haha, I called the president Brandon instead of Biden. These are the things we have to do these days, for some reason.

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My life would have meaning if I could just get a pity like from @redsteeze @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast @FormerNewspaper @MatthewFoldi @SirajAHashmi

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@RonKlainRTs @redsteeze @MBrassenstein @FormerNewspaper @RuthlessPodcast @MichaelDuncan @AMHenneberg I could be spending this weekend with friends and loved ones, if I had any.

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@RonKlainRTs @redsteeze @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast @FormerNewspaper @MatthewFoldi @SirajAHashmi Please notice me. This is all I’ll ever accomplish.

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@RonKlainRTs @brianstelter @JamieStelter Also the chain that supplies me with male pornography is closed. Very disappointing

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@RonKlainRTs @brianstelter Me personally? I’m into videos where the woman squats over a glass plate and, well, you can imagine the rest!

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@longest_cat @RonKlainRTs @the_Tall_Sister @DLeonhardt @CNN My court appointed therapist says it’s perfectly normal to be aroused by photos of Ron DeSantis

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@bobbygenebussel @RonKlainRTs @ReliableSources @brianstelter @Deggans @abigailtracy @ZTPetrizzo @crampell @rashadrobinson @cullen_art @Beth_Levison @CNN Every night I disrobe before a life size cutout of Donald Trump and touch myself. It’s perfectly legal and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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@RonKlainRTs @WHCOS My wife left me. Now I spend my days running a Ron Klain parody tweet. God I’m miserable.