Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope

We leave corpses in the kitchen

[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Kiss my putt
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

The one on the left went out this morning. The one on the right came back. We, Swanson and Knope, do not like this new creature.
We attacked it.
We now refuse to come back in the house.
#CatsOfTwitter #dogsoftwitter

[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Mondays. Pffft.
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Some say I am a mummy's boy.
They are correct.
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Sleep like you mean it
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Always wear your heart on your sleeve, and your sister on your head
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Our latest atrocity involving a blackbird, the living room couch and the dog was apparently the last straw for the Human. She says we are bellends so we must have bells. She also said it's important not to gender stereotype so I, Ron Swanson, have a pink one
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Flex if you're fluffy
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Two headed beastie
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We brought a live bat in through the catflap. One of the humans had to contain it then take it to a vet.
She was furious.
Loser
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

That dog is such a buttface
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

It is true, I am ridiculous
#CatsOfTwitter #swanson

[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

My brother, Ron, is ridiculous. But I am majestic
#CatsOfTwitter #knope

[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Doing French homework with one of the big cats.
Je suis un chat serviable êtes-vous?
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Anyone else have a strict morning routine? Mine's to get straight on the bed and do this
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[Sprout @Sproutminicat]

Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome #CatsOfTwitter

[Casper 🍺🐈“CoronaBeerCat”🍺🐈 @casper_cats]

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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Arthouse
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

Throwback to when we were small and cute and and much less murderous. Though the humans said you could still tell, even then, that we would become little bellends
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

@ThePusser 🤣🤣🤣

[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

She accidentally put cat food in the dog one, and dog food in the cat one. So she used a Sharpie to avoid confusion.
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[Ron Swanson & Lesley Knope @RonKnope]

@ThePusser Our humans think it's a bit harsh on the Krays to be fair