Ron Lisy

Former elected official. Conservative Republican. Contrarian, Raconteur, Nice guy AND jerk. Funnier than @JimmyKimmel Pronouns: Rock/Roll

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

Socialism dies in the sunlight

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@miles_commodore Totally agree. I've said the exact same thing before.

Also I don't need to hear about him being a dishwasher 40 years ago to seem down to earth.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@CarolJones1230 Uh right. "Reached across the aisle" lol.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Dr. Fauci: I'm getting death threats from Trump supporters!

Me: Just stay 6 feet away from everyone and you'll be fine.

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

This explains why, whenever Bill Barr and I met for breakfast, he would order the Borscht with Biscuits. https://t.co/LIPiqUlqEG Seriously, this alleged listing of Barr, Pence and others as "Russian conduits" would be comical if it were not so concerning...

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@brianeskow If Vance or Rubio (or DeSantis or whatever GOP nominee) run a competant campaign the answer is NO.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@KurtSchlichter Definately THOSE reporters.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Reporters are expendable

[Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer]

I don’t know why Abdul is talking about football given his podcast equating it with slavery and oppression, but he is America’s biggest cheerleader for Hamas and Hezbollah.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@AndyDerer #Cleveland would have caught them. That was OUR year.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@notsoErudite Rights? Rights to your neighbor's money.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@GovPritzker You should have a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing strait up to your face.

[Daniel Kotzin @DanielKotzin]

The top 5 reasons why I’m a Republican, and not a Democrat:

1. I like freedom.

2. I like football.

3. I like air conditioning.

4. I like Thanksgiving.

5. I like America.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@AbdulElSayed Can't make a valid point intellectually, so you challenge a 63 year old to play football? Classy. Are you cool if @planettyrus stands in for @mikerogersforMI?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son https://t.co/SssiYCiEk2

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@KaivanShroff Don't worry Kaivan, you can always be President Swalwell's Press Secretary.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

So someone from IL won a $billion Powerball jackpot. I know that mathematically the odds of winning are ridiculous- but every time someone else wins I have to accept some of the 45 businesses I was going to buy will be sold off by the time it gets that high again.

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

https://t.co/9qSXLUTtMX

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@GavinNewsom @AbdulElSayed So you're a socialist now, Gavin?

[Ron Lisy @ronlisy]

@nicksortor Apparently looking like an Ewok from Star Wars does not help your electability.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

I feel like I'm watching young women being indoctrinated into the Manson Family.