THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.
THE EMPEROR‘S BIRTHDAY
For his 80th birthday, President Donald Trump is moving to leave a permanent imprint on America’s capital. Call it Icky Tacky.
Bare-chested guys just boxed and kicked to win the favor of the Emperor-in-Chief in cages beneath a towering Claw set up on the White House lawn. One winner topped it off by insulting a former First Lady for no rational reason except he just got his brains knocked out.
Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom named after himself that would make the White House look like a detached garage. He already has destroyed part of the White House so much that there could be a TV show “The East Wing” about the adventures of a Washington demolition crew.
Inside Trump has turned the “People’s House” into Versailles on the Potomac with an Oval Office filled with so much gilded gold that it looks like a show room for Hobby Lobby. Next to come may be a sign at the White House front door blinking “McDonald’s.”
For America’s 250th anniversary, he wants to build a 250-foot-high Arch de Trump that would cast a dark shadow on the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. Standing atop the structure would be a gilded “Liberty Lady” figure with wings holding up a torch and flanked by two gilded eagles. The only thing missing in this Welcome-to-the-Roman-Coliseum arch is lions. Oh, wait. There were four lions, but they got cut.
Trump had to remove his name from the Kennedy Center, but he leaving his mark by filling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with blue water that has turned algae green like Trump’s new Strait of Snore-muze.