Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA

Desert Zone Wars champion 🏆 | Knowledge Enthusiast | Shortstop | 11.2 ♿️ | Full of Hatred | #SD4L

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

I took all precautions and deleted my other account because of #thespreadsheet

Signs,

Cosmo

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

85 today courtesy of the pitch counter

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Hacky Sack is OUT and Pepper is IN. Me and the roommates ripping some pepper before the bar cbtm. Gets the reflexes goin and loosens you up

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

I was talking to the president

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

@BeaverBasher67 Picked up that koozie yesterday

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

They got my dog on the clav pills

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Giving the children a bath prior to the weekend of golf

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Ron got himself a big boy offer in NYC for next summer, fading all the day 1s starting now. Still need to figure out where I’m living and how to avoid getting shoved under a subway train.

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

@SonnyLosp @MSUfinalfouru Couldn’t agree more

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Happy Monday

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Someone help, just had a final round on Tuesday. Got an email today telling me to schedule a time for my “outcome call” meaning the results. Am I cooked or is this a good thing? #lank

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Just clogged the office building handicap stall. Our competitor walked in after me, I own him now.

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

New threads #shoedox

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

This has to stop sooner or later #nuke

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Anyone else still chasing the high they got thinking they were going pro in Fortnite after they played in a tournament, or is that just me?

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

@tarheel_retard @FICMBondTrader Every time I check the non Hispanic + white male button I know it’s over

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Wife is in Italy studying abroad and she’s at the bar, I’m sitting in front of 3 computer screens “auditing” a CRM. Might be time to hang it up.

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Boss just left for the day, time to sit on reels and then clock out at 5.

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

Booked a twilight solo 9 just so I can rock my new tour visor #cbtm

[Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA @RonSundayRed]

@thegoodster_ @Frankie29185589 My mind went straight too it