Ron Swanson

I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong, hot and sitting on my desk when I walk in.

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#ProudToBeAFanOf BOBBY KNIGHT!

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#BeforeiDieiWanna consume as many living things as possible with as much grease as possible

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Turkey can never beat cow.

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The entire government should be privatized. Chuck E Cheese could run parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, look at a duck.

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Every good father should teach their son to not shave.

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I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

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#ImThatTypeOfPersonWho is:

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#NationalBeerDay ... Because we needed a reason?

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Dear genitals,

Thanks for not bleeding every month.

Sincerely,
Men

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Anti-hangover breakfast food on the fire. Way too much snake juice last night:

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