Ron Swanson

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

📷 ronsays: Ron Swanson says ‘Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.’ https://t.co/PF9XxxomtO

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

“@jordesign: Ron Swanson Halloween Mask. http://t.co/DuFtJJ4O” cc/@parksandrecnbc

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name. http://t.co/9y80HD6n

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice. http://tumblr.com/xe73uzejbk

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Greatness Itself: The best revenge http://tumblr.com/xe73pyfu1h

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Aaaaand we're back.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Yes I am very, very excited for @ParksandRecnbc and Poehler's Emmy nods, and yes I believe Offerman was robbed...

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Today seems appropriate for a reminder.

Honor: If you need it defined, you don't have it.

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[Brian Saa @briansaa]

@RonSwansonSays Using #TeamMustache to show support for the man among men, Ron Swanson

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

In my heart of hearts I believe the day will come when Nick Offerman holds Emmy gold for his portrayal of Ron Swanson.

[Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin]

Also, P&R. I hear MODERN FAMILY is a good show but nothing on it's better than Ron Swanson cause nothing's better than Swanson

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous. http://tumblr.com/xe73dnrc65

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Body grooming: Only women shave beneath the neck. http://tumblr.com/xe739c7ag9

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Honour: If you need it defined, you don’t have it http://tumblr.com/xe738pe1nd

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

on Buffets: Whenever available. Choose quantity over quality. http://tumblr.com/xe737jjegd

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Attire: Shorts over 6” are capri pants. Shorts under 6” are European. http://tumblr.com/xe736x82wj

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Stillness: Don’t waste energy moving unless necessary. http://tumblr.com/xe735f4oc2

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

http://twitpic.com/5fnxtm This oldish photo illustrates how much Nick Offerman enjoys working with me.

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating. http://tumblr.com/xe734vl5xg

[Ron Swanson @RonSwansonSays]

RT @jordesign: "This is Brilliant. Ben and Jerry's 'All Of The Bacon & Eggs You Have'. http://t.co/emi3OXL”