Ron White

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[Your Girl on the High Plains @POVHighPlains]

I can never get over this image of Rick Santorum and family. 🤣😂😅

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Rick Santorum is what you get when major news outlets decide that "balanced" reporting means giving equal time to the truth and the lie.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

HE should at least make the dog pay for the room.

[Brian Solis @briansolis]

What a sweet reunion! 🐶🤗

https://t.co/FVV3ZYxvQa

[Ron White @RonWhite]

BETWEEN TRUMP'S FIRINGS and staffers abandoning a sinking administration--with 7 weeks to go--the WH is going to start looking for replacements at a temp a gency.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

Not that anyone's counting. Or watching the clock.

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Donald Trump's day so far:

- Loses Georgia again
- Loses Arizona again
- Loses Minnesota again
- Loses Nevada again
- Kellyanne Conway admits he lost
- It's all over but the whining
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 7:20pm

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. This election won't be over when Trump says it's over. It will be over after every vote is counted. That includes mail-in ballots postmarked on Election Day, as well as military ballots. This is a democracy. Whether Trump likes it or not, we count every vote.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@nyttypos Even if this made sense--from a safety standpoint, at least--why should anyone care about the appropriate way to "engage" with you or your work. (And is this really your work?)

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@AntiEntropicMan @nyttypos Comma.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@nyttypos @lizards82 @nytimes Please do.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

Michael, you take the expletives right out of my mouth.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

Better than the Avengers' movies!

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Ron White @RonWhite]

Have you noticed the three cinematic cliques cropping up everywhere: Vomiting; overhead drone shots of cars on highways; and frustrated characters retreating to their cars, where they pound the steering wheel. Look for them.

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

Researchers at Trump University PST Lab of Phobias & Scary Things have mapped out Trump's Top 12 nightmares:

12 That Greta girl
11 Jim Acosta
10 Umbrellas
9 Pelosi
8 Eric's gums
7 John McCain's ghost
6 Kamala
5 Ramps
4 Obama
3 Dark Shadows
2 Biden
1 Tax returns

#TrumpStroke

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@bminutaglio 'WATERMELON KLAN NO. 270"?
"Naturalization Ceremonies"? I guess the Klan wasn't as xenophobic as we've thought.
And I guess everyone knew where the Klavern was located. I'd love to see a picture of it then or now.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@spencerwriter What?! I could have bought a copy for$3.39?

[Ron White @RonWhite]

WTF is Trump talking about? Criminal Aryans?

[Ron White @RonWhite]

CNN just reported 12 GOP senators will not be at Trump's shin-dig tonight, including Mitch McConnell, who was supposed to speak. The Trump campaign should have known Mitch wouldn't be there before announcing his participation. Did Mitch have a last-minute change of heart?

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@dawg2306 @Gauv822 @CraigCaplan No, I don't see. Seriously. You need to explain more.

[Ron White @RonWhite]

@telegram The program looks very sweet, but I don't want to have to try to convince all my contacts to switch to a new messaging app even if it is better. Sorry. I'm uninstalling it.

[Bill Minutaglio @bminutaglio]

On floor of entrance to building in downtown McAllen, #Texas