Piranha Del Ray, M.D.

him/buddy/pal

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

If her IG account has 2 cities/states in her bio she lives in the shittier one.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

@JaeCraycraft Drinkin.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

@tmadrick @iCavedMan @aldisney_ I really don’t know who to believe in this brave new world. Keeps me up at night.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Saw this ad today. I’m all for saving the turtles but are they just the dumbest little bastards on Earth?

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

@aldisney_ Big if true

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

The refs win again

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

There is no place more miserable than the Dallas Ft Worth airport TGI Fridays and I am fucking home baby

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

She must be pretty new

[OutKick @Outkick]

Who do you think she voted for? 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

This is great. How do you not love college football

[OutKick @Outkick]

Tennessee fans nervously watch Alabama ending at 30,000 feet, thanks to @Allegiant flight attendant.

https://t.co/BnxyNOjgQx

[carl @CarlsBeef]

1st ballot HOF middle finger:

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

“Got a great deal on a vasectomy the other day”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

https://t.co/Nm5AFfBaRI

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Why have we, as a nation, allowed athletic wear to get so egregiously expensive?

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

@Kysorare @garrettsnipes @UberFacts Idk if you know this but he is what’s called a comeeeeedian. His tweet is what’s called a jooooooke. When people make jokes they are not being what’s called “serious”.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

@CoachTD so for our next 3rd and 20 what are you thinking? QB sneak or another WR screen?

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Whenever I see pro athletes who have a special handshake I gotta laugh. Like, at one point they both had to sit down devote time and practice it. Probably in the locker room. Being all silly n shit.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

The pendulum is swinging. Freedom is returning. Throw away that mask. Go visit a friend. Light that cigarette on an airplane. Enjoy your freedoms everyone.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

And it’s always graduation day and I forgot an online class the entire semester

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Personally I think the LIV tour is going to meet an XFL type fate but I applaud some of these guys for cashing in while they can.

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Well we better get started then

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

It would take more than 700 quintillion packets of Kool-Aid and over ten quadrillion metric tons of sugar to turn the Earth's oceans into Cherry Kool-Aid

[Piranha Del Ray, M.D. @Ron_DelRay]

Not if I have anything to do with it

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your brain cells can outlive all the other cells in your body