Can’t live without my damn vape. Stole it from my son. Cigarettes started stinking up my cubicle at the office, but I can hit the vape through the sleeve. #podium
My son just started eighth grade so I am going to start hazing him to prepare for when he arrive at Harvard for college(where I went). Anyone got some good games I could play with him? Any crazy shit?
#elite#harvardgrad
@TomMitchelbangs Well, I always walk in his room with his pants at his fucking ankles. He has a serious masturbation problem. It’s just him and I on the house so it makes it very awkward. Maybe you could help finish him off?
Came home from the pub last night and my shitty wife told me my breath smelt like alcohol. I told her that I got smashed at the bar and drove right the fuck home. #fuckingidiotwife#gaybitch
Ok, I've narrowed down my LIVE time...
Gona do between 8 and 9PM CST....
I gota go drop a kid off now quick... then I can get ready... so that's why I'm unsure of time yet... waiting on my kid as usual, lol