Ronald Alexander

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Our early start coincided with somebody delivering newspapers. He waved, I waved, and my Tesla joined a morning that had already been happening long before I considered getting dressed. #TeslaLife

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

The Cybertruck needed moving so we could pressure-wash the driveway. I parked it on the street, cleaned the concrete, and discovered the clean driveway made the dusty truck look much worse. #Cybertruck

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

There's a line of fine dust where the charging bag usually sits in the garage. Noticed it after packing. A missing rectangle has become the household's most reliable sign that we're taking the Tesla away. #TeslaLife

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

A tiny paper crown from the burger place ended up on the Model Y dashboard while we were parked. My niece says the car has officially been promoted. #ModelY

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Dad ordered an espresso during our charging break, then asked where the rest of his coffee was. He carried that tiny cup back to the Tesla looking personally shortchanged. #TeslaLife

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

The Cybertruck has become recognizable to the person at the parcel counter. Unfortunately, he now remembers that I'm the one who never brings the correct collection code on the first try. #Cybertruck

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Our Cybertruck carried the props for a school play, including a cardboard door taller than its supposed house. The children insisted the door was structurally important to the plot. #Cybertruck

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

So amiable, sweet, and active.😲😇

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

A saying of his ran.🙃

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Who'll rob you; yours will be, in short.😍🤓🙄

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Fraud fail, craft perish, forth.😓😚🤫

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

In words though few, yet clear; though young in years.🤮😭😔

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

Were wont to sit, studying the harmony.😇

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

The tropics and the temperates enchime.😬🤡🥴

[Ronald Alexander @RonaldAlexmvea]

😲🤒Ys deupo eu henaid hwy wedi trined.🤑🤮