ron weasley

❝look around you, 'mione! we're at the threshold of hell!❞ ———chocolate frog collector, avid cannons supporter, husband to the head hancho, maker of dad jokes.

[ron weasley @RonaldBilius]

@LightningFather @BookishHGranger This is the hap hap happiest Christmas since I danced with Minerva fuckin' McGonagall.

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// tag urself im "the farmers market in Godric's hollow has been destroyed" https://t.co/PZ0COg7oU5

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@CharmingWeasley // i blame her random sketchy boyfriend the kids hated ... SET UP

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// why is Angelina ALIVE is sophie planning to leave my children orphans again https://t.co/utoEZ3aHsn

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@cyanarchist // funny u tweeted that from Teddy bc I can see him saying that

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@rhapsodicfox // TALK TO ME

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// can i get "look around you, 'mione — we're at the threshold of hell!" tatted

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@rhapsodicfox // UM NO

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// can ron adopt us all

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@AValiantRose // i did something close

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@IckleLuminary @AValiantRose — "go get changed, then. it's hot as the backside of merlin's ballsack."

and, he's off in the kitchen to rummage through the junk drawers. some odd mix between a mutter and a yell can be heard.

"where the FUCK is the sunscreen?!"

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a card and a chocolate frog. . .
that just won't do. (coincidentally what he got his own dad for years)

he's hereby decreeing that both @AValiantRose and @IckleLuminary are required to spend the day with him.

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@IckleLuminary @AValiantRose "why the long faces? we're going to the lake!"

george had agreed to let ron take out his ski boat. but first he's gonna have a little fun letting the kids think they're going to be stuck fishing all day at the dock.

he chunks a life preserver at rose, then one at hugo. —

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that's his girl. https://t.co/fJvtK9c4V6

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remember two summers ago? he couldn't do that job. https://t.co/8obAmgDeU7

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@AValiantRose "there's my petal!"

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posted up at the job fair with george like sup.

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@loquaciousfox // dude that's my life rn !!! TEXT ME

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@LightningFather @CleverestMione – dinner and drinks. it's a damn shame. . ."

working a 9 to 5 at the joke shop left ron with a lot of time to miss spending with his wife, his kids, and harry terribly.

he enjoys these moments of relaxation and catch up while he can.

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@LightningFather @CleverestMione – to the witches and wizards that were closer in range to the trio.

too demanding of his wife and harry, who couldn't fix everything and shouldn't be expected to.

he could do without the opinions.

"it's been awhile, hasn't it? since all three of us have stopped by for –

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@LightningFather @CleverestMione "no worries, went ahead and ordered you a firewhiskey—"

ron's craning his neck in a vain attempt to see over the bar, if their drinks were being made yet.

too many twenty-somethings hanging round with nothing but time on their hands.

ron almost preferred the rowdy crowd –