Otis Spunkmeyer

Hebrew school dropout, former Frequent guest on the Colgate comedy hour

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East Atlanta Santa

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Rather be kicked in the nuts then receive a paper straw #grrrrmondays

Sidebar office got these cool fish! #LANK

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Poverty fucking franchise fire everyone @IndianaFootball

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@exchequer22 Chargers d in 4

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The real American flag

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@johnnieO Kwame Brown

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"I want a full fee on this deal" - rando broad broker (would)

"I want the McRib to be served year round but don't think that's going to happen either" - Otis

Firing on all cylinders today. #woobackwednesday

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This white boy had a day.

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Did I just agree to mentoring special needs kids virtually half blacked out in Penn station? Possible not certain

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Sneaky golem in the pocket

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Anyone mind if a white boy practices some ancient Chinese shit?

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We back for game 2. The refs teased us harder than those old miss kids did to shadeur. Fucking tie? Whatever 1-0-1 on the season hit a fucking nuke of a double 1 rbi.

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Corporate kickball game 1 - boys absolutely ran through what I think was a law firm. 0-4 with one sac fly rbi. Turned two to cap off the top of the 5th. 15-3 good guys. Don't fuck with hassidic CRE brokers

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What the fuck, I'm not selling weed in the trailer park #LANK

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Corporate kickball game 1 - boys absolutely ran through what I think was a law firm. 0-4 with one sac fly rbi. Turned two to cap off the top of the 5th. 15-3 good guys. Don't fuck with hassidic CRE brokers

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2. Castellanos hits an absolute cock shot 440 oppo

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Step-by-Step: The Catholic Church after the death of a Pope

1. Confirmation of Death

The Camerlengo (Chamberlain of the Holy Roman Church) officially confirms the pope’s death.

Traditionally, he gently calls the pope’s baptismal name three times. If there's no response, he declares the pope dead.

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Bozo did the dubbing over

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@LauderdaleDave Up arrow

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@DaleWinslowCFA Curious if this was before or after La suite

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@kyledhamilton_ That old broad from Loyola who somehow isn't deceased

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