ronald ronaldsen

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

Bar got to lit #likeactually

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

There's like lowkey a fire but i'm tipsy where's sean kingston

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

@hollyyyyyscott that's the joke you slut i hope you get pregnant

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

just finished a whole cocktail. He will be hearing from me tonight

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

@hollyyyyyscott Get out of my house

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

Ai could never create the thing i used to do with my ex

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

@hollyyyyyscott I might know who you're talking about

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

what's the next step after eating a whole chicken in front of your friend group

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

How much are lobotomy's asking for a friend

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

@SassySasha6589 can you elaborate if this tweet is based on recent events

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

The phrase "perfect to me" makes me wanna shoot someone with a gun

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

Got so high i legitimately thought my life was ending

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

i'm really not feeling my best. Maybe it's the moon phases or my nicotine addiction or my insomnia idk

[Holly Scott @hollyyyyyscott]

Just want someone who sticks with me like those last few pounds I want to lose

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

my favorite bit is saying yes when men ask me if i know someone and i literally could not know them less

[Pearl Winter @pearlwinte70617]

Just ate enough to feed a whole village in Ethiopia

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

Why do i have still have skyward app on my phone and sometimes have the urge to check it

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

Anyone love themselves? Yeah didn't think so

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

I hate rereading texts where i was being insane

[ronald ronaldsen @RonaldRonaldsen]

I wish i was scared i was pregnant right now but unfortunately i haven't been touched by a male in a while