Anna Nicole Smith told a Texas jury it was very expensive to be her. The jury gave her $0.
Houston, 2001. She was 33. Across the room stood Rusty Hardin, the lawyer for her late husband's son.
He asked how she spent $100,000 a week.
"It's very expensive to be me."
An accountant testified she had received $6.7 million in cash, jewelry and homes in 14 months of marriage.
On the stand, she cried about her husband. Hardin let her finish. Then he asked:
"Mrs. Marshall, have you been taking new acting lessons?"
"Screw you, Rusty."
Local news played it on a loop.
He wasn't done. In his closing, he set a boom box in front of the jury and pressed play: "You Light Up My Life." She had called herself the light of her husband's life.
The verdict came on March 7, 2001. Jurors nicknamed Hardin "Bulldog" and later sang the song back to him.
Years later, fans still yelled "Screw you, Rusty" at him at Rockets games. He loved it.
Real tears or a show for the jury: who was acting in that courtroom?
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