Ronald Dube

Aim high like the buildings in Dubai

[Ronald Dube @Ronalddube883]

Hondo iri muNext mangu 🙌

Mai vemo kutosvika izvozvi kubva kumusangano weEaster😹😹😹

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

I can't believe Mbappe got the golden boot for scoring 10 goals throughout the WHOLE tournament when I easily hit those stats in a single match during my prime, like on this day. This generation of players is weak 🤦‍♂️

[PACIFIC STORM 🔞🚭 @LtbLordc]

I salute vanhu vane 20 years varimu DHIRI riya vachingodya nyama 1🫡🫡🫡🐐

[Ceede ZaKingi 👑 @CeedeZakingi]

When she comes over, and out of nowhere it starts raining

[The Tino Who’s BA$Ed👍🏾😎 @TinoRadioActive]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but chembere ya1997 yaurikuita ma games nayo ichakutizira. Yaneta, she’s no longer dating for fun👍🏾😤

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

It's said every wealthy person was rich in their mind before they were rich in reality

[🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼 @KuflexUshe]

Peer pressure is making some of you get pets. Now look at you in this economy both you and your Dog haven't eaten since yesterday 🤣😅

[𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚑𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚌 @SpartahTheStoic]

When they announce that the alcohol has been stolen and only fizzy drinks are left at the function, the gents be like:

😂😂😂

[ah, nhaiwe Hillary! @asiri__muimbi]

"rega nditenge plastic ndisabata cabbage kunge bhora, handisi Gwekwerere..."

[☝︎Chapo𓃵 @CFCChapo]

Maniggaland in chat

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

Just sent that risky text to reduce your screen time for the day👍🏾💀

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

This isn't even news, no one outside Portugal even gave a sh!t about them till Ronaldo

Ronaldo is Portugal unlike the other teams - Brazil is still Brazil without Ronaldos, Rivaldos, Ronaldinhos, Neymars

Argentina is still Argentina without Maradonas, Batistas, Messis

Spain is still Spain without the Villas, Puyols, Iniestas, Yamals

Germany is still Germany without the Khans, Klose, Mullers

France is still France without the Platinis, Zidanes, Henrys, Mbappe

People really underestimate how much Ronaldo actually made people actually think of Portugal as a football heavyweight

This is something Bruno Fernandes has to realize, Ronaldo is actually a bigger brand than Portugal itself

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Tsikorinde doesn’t care if the song is about death or what , the Tsa tsa tsa 💦dhanz always comes out 😂🙌🏽

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

"It will end in tears" usually sounds like a meme until it's your time.

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

Nothing personal dawg😂

[MABHARANGIZHA @Mabharangizha]

ZIM STATS

70% of all diabetic patients in Zimbabwe are in Bulawayo.
We all know why.
NB: This tweet isn't for everyone.

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So many ways to prove your love for someone. Another way is buying them a ticket to my show. Birmingham, 4 September. 😊

[SHEQ🦺 Vafarisi the Gafa🇿🇼 @beemurandu88]

I really want to be rich by next week man..it's fucken urgent,I don't know what to do.

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

"Kwakusina Covo, ndazotenga cabbage, rape ikubhariswa bail.."

[The Duke of Enkeldonn @OfficialNicc031]

Akangondipuruzira gotsi ndikaerekana ndakutoti "Donditambidzawo chikwama changu icho"

[☻︎ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ @uncle_max059]

Don't be a burden to your friends!!