God bless the twice-yearly #authorroyaltiesday. Today I can afford not only a coffee but a muffin, too. Continued thanks to my various publishers, but more importantly to my loyal readership (aka Auntie Sinéad).
I’ve suffered with vertigo for a long time now. The other day it got so bad that I decided to buy some medication on Amazon. At the checkout I was asked if I wanted to use my balance. Insensitive bastards.
@ChrisReynolds68 Excellent piece, mate - engaging and user-friendly as ever. Your students have always been lucky to have you as a knowledgeable and approachable expert and communicator.
(On a lighter note, I’ll spare you the “I see @PaulHeatonSolo has diversified” gags…)
Huge indignation and anger are anticipated at the announcement that American bands are now required to declare how they will travel to their next gig.
Sparks will fly.
Hats off to the Dutch Olympic team selectors for ensuring that every single athlete they’ve chosen (at least according to the back of their shirts) is called Ned. This makes life immeasurably easier for commentators. A simple act of courtesy goes a long way.