Rogain

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

A ha thanks so much Ticketmaster… oh wait just kidding got you fuckers. Im not going to accept your invitation. This is 2021 so beat it

[Eddie winslow @KekePalmer62]

Is there anyone over the age of 28 named Kyle

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Imagine being the first guy to peel an orange and eat it. Some caveman must’ve been like “ayo this shit bussin” then walked back to his cave and ate some bugs

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Imagine being an old British knight who literally died in battle knowing Adele and Benedict Cumberbatch got the same award as you

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Big news from the entertainment world: drake is writing a diss track about mason ramsey after he stole his girl

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

I thought I would have faced more worms in my apples by this point of my life. STOP HIDING WORMS and face your fears!

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

@balen_ebert #proud

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

@balen_ebert Thanks Balen

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Are the super bowl halftime dancers professional or are they random people who are forced to dance by the nfl? Seems like there’s too many of them

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Fuck it. Stop counting the votes and just see who’s name gets chosen by the goblet of fire

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

@balen_ebert Thank you balen ebert

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

It rains on the day Uzi releases an album. Coincidence... I think not @RyanBoyan35

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

@liamkennedy__ It’s like never waking up

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

I go to school in New York City and I’m still yet to see a subway sandwich shop on a subway. Smh

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

@Charliedaly4 @manzo_dominic Way to embarrass me man... on SOCIAL MEDIA 😔

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that @LILUZIVERT ripped off the cotton eyed joe with the futsal shufffe

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Possibly the most overlooked act of bravery is eating the brown soggy part on a banana

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

So hyped thanksgiving fell on a Thursday this year

[Rogain @RonanNielsen]

Was Woody Harrelson famous when he had hair?