Ronel Fernandes

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

Michael Scott and Manmohan Singh have the same initials and everything went to shit when they left the office.

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@JioCare what’s the point of recharging your Jio sim if the service doesn’t work most of the time?

I have a regular plan plus a data add on - most of the time there’s some issue.

I posting this from other phone that’s linked to @airtelindia

[Ben Wolff @uniquestaysguy]

In 1983, Ritz-Carlton did the unthinkable:

They gave every employee the power to spend $2000 without approval.

Most thought this was a HUGE risk.

But 40 years later, this one rule has revolutionized luxury hospitality forever.

Here's the story behind the famous $2000 rule🧵:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True, that is encouraging to see 💫

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

If you give it some thought, a gender reveal party doesn’t really make sense now does it?

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@_yourfunnybone @prudentgoa 😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

❤️

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@_yourfunnybone Beautiful 😍

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@Zublahh @jttt8888 @ManUtd @manutdtickets7 Whatever he agrees to I’ll pay higher.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Investing in stocks is the biggest Ponzi scheme out there.

Yet, we have no choice but to do it.

Let's understand this complex story with FACTS.

[A thread...]

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@_yourfunnybone I could be wrong but resurrect?

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@meghanmaclemore The GoPro makes your arms look long the same way your tweet makes your bf’s dick long.

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@DonMichaelDaCos @AirAsiaIndia @AirAsiaIndia right now.

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@RybeckPereira I wonder where this is coming from 🤔

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

If Will Smith was a white dude....

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Zlatan's giving advice to everyone 🤣

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@meghanmaclemore Lol

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@meghanmaclemore @NathanAbranches

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@meghanmaclemore Are you sure??

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@_yourfunnybone Only if it's filled to the brim.

[Ronel Fernandes @RonelFernandes]

@FabrizioRomano @sergio_regui @ericdier Shouldn't Sergio and Dier be given bonus points for this?? @OfficialFPL #PremierLeague #fantasypremierleague