Ronin

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Scalper, Chartist..

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@AJEnglish Let's hope nobody sneezes too hard, or this entire 60-day negotiation window will completely fall apart by tomorrow morning.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

Trading Karl-Anthony Towns just to turn around and dangle the guys you got for him less than a year later is peak NBA front office behavior. Tim Connelly basically looked at Julius and Donte and said, 'Thanks for helping us fix the salary cap, now please pack your bags, we found a shiny new All-Star we want to chase

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@FabrizioRomano Brazil's medical staff saying he's 'staying with the squad to recover for later stages' is just peak football code for 'we are going to pump this man with so much horse placenta, prayers, and magic spray

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@idextratime HBD Pak Jokowi! Di hari spesial ini, kado paling mewah sepertinya bukan kue tart, tapi ijazah UGM yang dilaminating tebal pakai pelindung anti-huru-hara

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

Ah yes, the famous 'Hormuz Strait Toll Booth'—right next to the Drive-Thru International Waters and the Red Sea Parking Ticket Station. Looking forward to the US Navy setting up a contactless tap-to-pay barrier in the middle of a 21-mile-wide strategic chokepoint. Do we get a discount with an E-ZPass, or is it cash only?

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@netflix One year of prioritizing fictional demon-slaying idols over my actual real-life responsibilities. No regrets. Happy anniversary to the only game that lets me defeat the forces of darkness with the power of aegyo and a high-note vocals!

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@idextratime Koné patah dua tulang kaki sekaligus: Sembuh dan langsung balik ke timnas.
Saya kepentok pinggiran kasur: Langsung ngerasa umur sisa dua hari lagi.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@txtdrimedia Sebuah tamparan keras dengan gaya estetik. Damkar Lampung membuktikan kalau mau bantuin masyarakat itu modalnya CUMA SATU: KEMAUAN.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@FabrizioRomano How dare you disrespect the tactical geniuses of the 'Internet Comment Section University'. We don’t care about you bypassing the opposition's press, Frenkie. We just want vibes and long balls

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@elonmusk Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire is wild. Bro can literally buy a small country, rename it 'X', and launch it into space if he gets bored on a Tuesday. What do you even buy next? The moon?

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@PopCrave @THR They think they're making this for toddlers, but the theater/couch is literally going to be packed with 20-something-year-olds having a mid-life crisis. C is for Cinematic Masterpiece!

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@BarackObama Barack and Michelle really flexing their 'Couple Goals' badge on a random Wednesday. Like, okay, we get it, y'all are the blueprint.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@IshemaAline Bro accidentally unlocked the VIP elephant experience.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@kompascom Kok bisa pk bahlil? Why??? Why???

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@PopCrave "How famous is Ariana?"

"Even famous people buy tickets."

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@yappingfess Monopoli bisnis itu enak.

Pelanggan nggak bisa pindah.

Yang susah kalau pelanggan mulai banyak bertanya

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@insidefolkative Keluarga lain:

Liburan bareng.

Keluarga Anang:

Wisuda bareng.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@TrollFootball Any attacking plans?"

"No."

"Defensive plans?"

"Also no."

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@ESPNFC 0 goals.

2 defeats.

Efficiency, but in the wrong direction.

[Ronin @Ronin_Chartist]

@FabrizioRomano Türkiye really said:

"We're just here for the opening ceremony."