Ronin_Luke

🇺🇸 There are no Former Marines. #SemperFi! #WhoDatNation #GeauxTigers. Do I piss you off? GOOD-Go eat a dick! Where are the Fucking Tacos?

[Ronin_Luke @Ronin_Luke77]

Bacon

*Thats it that’s the tweet fuck you.

[Ronin_Luke @Ronin_Luke77]

#Titans WIN!!

[Ronin_Luke @Ronin_Luke77]

I really dig #JoshAllen but I’m pulling for #Tennessee tonight. Let’s #GoTitans!!!

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Choosing to vibe alone instead of changing your vibe to fit in is self-care.

[𝓢𝓪𝓼𝓼 @TattoosandSass]

Over here reading bios like

[✨The 1 & Only✨ @VikingIrishGod]

Today is an outside day🍀

[Ronin_Luke @Ronin_Luke77]

@Sassy_Bunnyy Happy Birthday Beautiful

[ℝ𝕠ℝ𝕠 𝟙.𝟘 🇲🇽 @RolandoTaCoS]

You ignite me
You also bring calmness

You are fire and ice

[Dave Matt @davematt88]

If I found out that someone I knew died in a car accident and had their seat belt on, I wouldn't stop wearing my seatbelt because I'm not stupid.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Squid Game sounds like number 12 I ordered at China King that gave me diarrhea.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

The next time I hear a person say “It’s just a cat” I’m going to bitch slap them and say it’s just not a cat. It’s alive and thinks and feels the same way you do.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I'm "rented VHS porn in the back room of a family video store" years old.

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

I found a seed in my seedless watermelon. I can't live this way.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Tequila should come with a label saying “this will cause you to pick trash off the interstate in an orange jumpsuit on the weekends.”

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

*buys small popcorn and a small coke at the movies*

*files for bankruptcy*

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

I’m sorry I swore in front of your kid. And bought him beer. And forced him to watch the entire “Saw” franchise.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Fuck human companionship.

[Ronin_Luke @Ronin_Luke77]

@TXrednation1 @Tbone7219 Gotcha, Soooo......definitely cut the RED wire.

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXrednation1]

Do. Not. Cut. The. Red. Wire.

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXrednation1]

I’d survive Scream because I don’t answer the phone ever.