Jacklyn Taylor

Gender-fluid

I dont have money for Commissions.
If i want one i will contact you, pls dont try to convince me to spend my money

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@Angry_Staffer My "joke" prediction is his entire staff pointed out he'd basically be nuking himself by getting rid of the guy.

Like, they're already trying to impeach him, and doing this could be the straw that knocks a couple more votes to the "impeach him" side

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@FerrisWheelPro If the new person is all-ai? Not at all.

If rhe new person is no-ai? Alot.

[darcy❌ @fuyumeowra]

Firing that HR person is like, THE bare minimum you can do here

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@TornadoTheBrit Here, i'll be a politician talking to you

"Kill yourself"

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@Disister1201 Like for the big walk thing.

If they came out before release and said "hey, we had a massive issue, we spent (time) trying to fix it, couldnt, finally we resorted to an ai, we got a resolution, here is what happened"

Like a few people would have complained, but 99% wouldnt

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@Disister1201 This is literally all we want

Just disclose that you used it at all, explain it's use, and we'll make our own decisions.

But hiding it for months then revealing it shows you wanted to hide it till after the money hit the bank and got secured

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@HQNewsNow $2 he immediately hires Kushner to do it.

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@BCCarCounters Is the incoming one Gamer focused?

Cause if not, there's a solid chance they double down on AI

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@WrathFeed Damn, all them closeted gay christian men about to be in heaven on earth.

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@Razz33r @acervo2D Oh it's platonic, but if it wasnt, she'd be in *deep*

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@CNN Probably realized killing him would just get him impeached faster

[Motzie🎄 Dapul NOW ON BSKY | ᜋᜓᜆ᜔ᜐᜒ | ᜇᜉᜓᜎ᜔ | @MotzieD]

The audience has made it clear that nobody wants generative AI in their games. AI stooges will lie and cheat customers out of their money before simply not using generative AI.

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@sapphyreblayze No, they expect him to kill himself to free up that worker for an 80+ year old who needs end of life care (while still making laws) or some shit like rhat

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@onorma_ I'm owed backpay

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@EmirNader "Targeting a senior hamas official"

Then you send some specops guys, not BOMB THE ENTIRE DAMN HOSPITAL.

Ffs, can they be any more blatant they just wanna kill everyone

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

"Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans." -AOC

You're goddamn right.

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@AdmiralMcFini There is a specific Gwenpool comic that fits this, very well

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple.

Me: That's the shrimp setting.

Friend: The WHAT.

Me: The shrimp setting.

Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment.

Me: It calms them down.

Friend: WHO IS "THEM."

pause

tiny bubbling sound from bathroom

Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises.

Me: Okay before you panic,

Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?!

Me: They're temporary guests.

Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS.

Me: Their tank filter broke.

Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune."

Me: They're actually thriving.

Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent.

Me: That's Marcus.

Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME.

Me: Because he survived The Incident.

Friend: I'm scared to ask.

Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men.

Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP.

Me: You don't understand war.

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@AwGabrel @sakusyuh Well if that's true, then the line isnt funny, it's just stupid.

Cause if i'd heard 8700 guards all saying they took an arrow to rhe knee i'd be wanting to ask wtaf is wrong with their leg armor.

The "they got married" one is funnier, so i'm sticking to that

[Jacklyn Taylor @Ronindrake2]

@Riley_Gaines_ It was a republican who killed him, actually.

Which just makes it funnier