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Private Eye, The Spectator, Oldie, Prospect Magazine, The Critic, Daily/Sunday Telegraph, Daily Mail/MoS, Sunday Times...et al

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How do I report a stolen Blue Light card?

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@HotelWarner: Warner Leisure Hotels changes to their T&Cs for staying customers, have alienated MANY of their loyal customer base. Won't be booking with them ever again!

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"Was it the 6-inch or the foot-long you wanted...?"

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@BBCBreakfast Lipsync is out!

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@EflSimpsons Sorry for your loss. I lost both of mine recently and know how heartbroken you must be.

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@marshallcartoon Haha, very good Glenn! I spent a fortnight in Greeic one day!

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Graham Linehan, co-author of Father Ted, arrested for comments on here...

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Moving an entire building from one place to another isn't new - Canada has been doing it for years. I have witnessed it several times on Vancouver Island.

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@AmazonUK How is this a "secure location"? Driver could have put it inside the double porch doors - THAT would have been secure!
Didn't ring doorbell or knock to alert me that it had been left outside for anyone walking by to see. Luckily I am in at the moment!

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@AngelaRayner If you grant planning permission for the new Chinese embassy, what's to stop them going ahead with their original redacted plans? Once the work is completed, doesn't the embassy become Chinese territory and therefore off limits to UK authorities!

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@Vinod_r108 @Dexerto Possibly the result of a snake bite. Seen this before.

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A talking pet parrot spilled the beans on a drugs gang when police raided their premises...

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@bluelightcard25 I have renewed my card but you're now telling me it has expired! I cannot contact you to find out what's going on!

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The lack of public toilets is highlighted in today's national news...

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@BBCNews "The Papers": the copy on every single newspaper is blurred and unreadable!

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@PrimeVideo What is the problem that prevents me (and others) from viewing videos on my TV via your app? An agent told me there is an issue which should have been fixed three weeks ago, but the problem persists.

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@BBCMorningLive So grateful to the team this morning for explaining how to brush our teeth. Lesson learned! Maybe a future 'filler' topic that could be used to waste our time would be how to comb our hair? You're welcome!