RONN LUCAS

Ventriloquism - a dying art & I'm helping to kill it. Part time cat masseuse against my will.

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@LakotaMan1 “I’ve been counting coup all morning and it’s time for my juice box.”

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@TheFigen_ @FieldingWest VERY funny!

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@TheRichFromCali You have to ask?

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@TRHLofficial @ewarren Hell, there are rights that the Constitution protects but are not even mentioned. For instance, you have the right to remain stupid.

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@JohnPizzi It looks like you were doing a show from the inside of Noah’s Ark. Luckily the animals were all on your side!

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@MayoIsSpicyy Of course not. He’s too egotistical. He showed them free of charge.

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@holisticgrenade Is any of this true?

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@JediN8 Agreed.

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@Used_To_Be_GOP Agreed!

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@LakotaMan1 Finally! Accountability!

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@MaxFulham Looks like a good line-up of variety. I wish I was there. Have fun and break legs!

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@iamatt122 @thewriterme @MikeSington I believe it says, “A well-regulated militia, …”

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@merchantofmagic In Texas it’s pronounced. “Far!”

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@FtblSickness @15Stephen15 Instant freeze-dried karma. The best kind.

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@jensenhone @MaxFulham As Americans we forget that your electricity is 220 volts while ours is 110v. Twice the danger!

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@retoske_andrew @GenZWinterr @MaryLTrump Uh… Prager U is neither a real academic facility nor an accredited University. There is no school. It’s just a YouTube channel. (Look it up if need be.)

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This tweet is why I’m still on Twitter.

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@SarahKSilverman Jaq et al,
I saw too late that auto correct changed poll to pole. My bad for not noticing.
On another note, the man that invented auto correct recently passed away. Too sad. May he roast in piss.

BTW: both our first names are typos too, right?

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@SarahKSilverman Since it’s actually two questions that share the same
Yes/No valuation, the pole is badly organized and therefore not valid. I can’t answer yes to one and no to the other.

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@MaxFulham 👍👍👍👍👍👍