Ron Priskie

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

If you try to drive, I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat
If it gets too cold, I’ll tax the heat
If you try to walk, I’ll tax your feet

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

@Phlash_Phelps congrats on pronouncing Mamaroneck correctly this morning.

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

@NoLayingUp Just like real life

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@OccupyDemocrats I guess that means that Clarence Thomas has to recuse himself from any case involving Jan 6.

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

If frozen embryos are “children”, can you take a tax deduction for them?

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@morningmika @Morning_Joe there’s a Catholic High School in White Plains NY named Archbishop Stepinac. Maybe that’s where Trump got it from.

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@Ciccotto23 Thanks Matt!

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@40OverFashion got dressed to move a pile of firewood that was dumped on my driveway in to the garage for winter storage. Before I had a chance to start, I needed to run an errand in town. Needless to say I violated EVERY fashion tip I learned from you over the past 2 years.

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

Saw my first Christmas tree at the curb for pick up. Didn’t take too long for them to box up Christmas!

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

@YorktownElite Bring home that cup!

[Ron Priskie @Ronthewineguy]

@JonSeda watching 4 different series on #PeacockTV and YOU are in all of them #ChicagoPD #ChicagoFire #ChicagoMed #LABREA

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I was decorating the porch for the season and wanted to put some hay to go with the pumpkins but I bailed. #dadjoke #Halloween

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I am picking up dinner in a Chinese takeout spot and a woman comes in and asks if they have Teriyaki. Then she asks if they have pasta. I'm like 'Bitch go home and rethink your life!". #youcantmakethisshitup

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There’s a fine line between #multitasking and #ADD and I might have crossed it.

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@Therealyebz Did that about 2 years ago. When someone brews a fresh pot, I fondly remember my coffee days.

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April, some days you put the heat on and some days you put the air conditioning on. And once in a while, you do both on the same day. #april #gofigure

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@AlanTudyk starting watching #ResidentAlien a few nights ago. You are hysterical!

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@galottip That’s me every day!

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#winter just doesn’t want to quit. I guess that #groundhog knows what he’s talking about.

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@TownofYorktown My wife refers to me as the "Recycling Police". It was painful for me to do but I asked my regular @AAACarting guys to dump my #recycling in with the trash. My recycling pickup has been missed twice in the last 4 weeks.