We only ever say “foul play” when we don’t think there was any. We should change that. If somebody’s trying to kill you, you should yell “FOUL PLAY! THIS GUYS TRYING TO FOUL PLAY ME!!” Say something really funny right before you die
My phone's camera is filled with blurry pictures of toads I find in my yard late at night and I'm thinking I should start posting them on nextdoor like "is anybody missing their pet toad?"
The building I work in has two women’s restrooms but only one men’s room and they’ve had the men’s room closed for cleaning for hours everyday this week. I’m pretty sure the CIA is trying to break me