RooTheRoomba

It sucks to be a Roomba

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Bracket busted. #michiganstatesucks #marchmadnesssucks #isuck

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Jesus Christ. Is he serious? #RoombaProblems #JonLikesBananas

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@TorreySmithWR everyone leave him alone. He's a grown man who can't handle emotions. Who only wants tobe singled out when winning not losing

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@ESPNNFL @SportsCenter Wilson Brady manning Rodgers Palmer.

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@yasmine642 lol yes. You know your talking to a vacuum tight?

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@cam__newton__1 only took you a day to act like a professional You played sucky. And believe me I know sucking #SB50

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would like my owner to give me my W2 already. That asshole is slow on everything. Except spilling count chocula everywhere. #taxes #taxday

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@Browns suck more than I do

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@AnimalPlanet @PuppyBowI2016 you need someone to clean up the field tomorrow? Looking for a new job #PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #dab

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#BlueSteelSelfie damn I look good

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@HooverUSA Hoover vacuums can #suckit #roombaisbetter

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@TMZ ew is "squashing beef" some kind of Kanye anal thing? #gross

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I sound better than half these singers on #GreaseLive when run over a pile of skittles

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#WonderWhatWouldHappenIf roombas ruled and had humans clean their charging docks

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looking on Craigslist for a new job. U think El Chapo needs that tunnel cleaned?rather work for the drug lord #ElChapo than this idiot Jon

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I don't work 40 hours a week to have to come in on Saturday. #ThanksObama

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Ugh...Why the fuck is this still up? I hate him so much. #shittyowner

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#ThisYearsElectionIsAlotLike trying to decide which pile of shit to suck up first

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Hung over as shit. Was sweepin' the dance floor till 4 am

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#EqualPay I only get paid in crumbs and dust. And other shit my stupid slob owner leaves in the floor.