Mr Morale

Optometrist.

Kendrick Lamar

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[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@heismric Play through Ronaldo how? He is not Kane, he lacks the the creativity to build from deep with the team and with the final ball that was his strength, he is not the same player that he used to be.

[aka @akafaceUS]

They got their son the one thing he wanted.

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

If you were smart enough, he wouldn't have to tell you. It's common courtesy

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“My bro you go drop pad oo,my babe dey come”

Na the last time wey you go see me for your house

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Atletico Madrid have now realised more fake press releases (3), than major titles won (2), in the past decade…

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@Motee_1 Do you question religion or do you question Christianity

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@rukky_nate This man just called a 4'8" 115kg woman well built😅

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@the_beardedsina There are countless injuries that comes with playing football among other sports too, why is football a cliche sport?

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@Beyondthematchh This negro just think if he says stuff like ball retention, people will think he knows ball. Get your clicks man

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@yabaleftonline Gender wars will forever be funny to me. Perfect analogy😂😂

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Roony should ABSOLUTELY start tomorrow.

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@BouafifNour In this freeze frame, Atletico has 9 players in the box, Satanic institution

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@DylbertATM @Madrid1st4LaPor 2 dumbasses scissoring 😂😂

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@nonewthing You waited 2 years for a bad game. Terrible tacticass

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Alé, alé, alééééé
Alé, alé, alééééé
Alé, alé, alééééé
Alé, alé, alééééé

Un dia de partit
Al Gol Nord vaig anar
Només entrar a la grada
Em vaig enamorar
El cor em bategava
No em preguntis perquè
Del Barça soc suporter
Sempre t'animaré

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The President?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”

Cop: “I think it's God!”

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”

Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@MrMekzy_ You can't call people soft. We all feel differently, that's what tickles her fancy she's allowed to feel, we shouldn't police the way anyone feels with matters like this one. I didn't attend my matriculation and convocation. I attended my induction cos I had to.

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@drealbigvirg Bro you never use Concertos take read before?

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@Giorgiodylli @OloyeSomorin There's 99% guarantee. He is saying the truth, you get your money back pending investigation. Stop endorsing mediocrity

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@XxadamXxAB @BouafifNour Barely works, Raphinha won't hug the touch line and Lapine loves his freedom in his space

[Mr Morale @Roobisco]

@t0sinadeda Ai Olodo