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Double pits to chesty

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Guy next to me on the plane has had two servings of Bloody Mary mix to drink. No vodka, just 2 things of the mix.

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😂😂😂😂

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If this is where the collection basket money was going I’d consider stopping in a few times a year to contribute

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There is an order of nuns in Spain who are currently going viral because they are saving a breed of GIANT rabbits from extinction

[Jacob Orth @JacobsVegasLife]

Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳

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On the E down to Coors Field for the final game of the series, Rockies fan started talking to me and eventually said “I don’t mind if the Rockies lose, when I go to the games I just root for whoever is winning”

Anyway, brooms out 🧹🧹🧹

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Today is the Rockies home opener. 2:10 local first pitch. Let’s go 3-0 this weekend boys

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Streak is on the line this weekend.

Philadelphia Sports are 5-0 when i see them in Denver since i moved here

2025 Phillies: 4-0 sweep

2026 Flyers: 1-0 blew out the Aves

Eagles: haven’t played here yet

Union: haven’t played here yet

Sixers: could not give a single fuck

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The Painter start brought me back to Opening Day levels of reserved optimism

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Andrew Painter gets a huge ovation from Phillies fans as he exits his first MLB start with a zero on the scoreboard

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This stat shows how bad the over expansion of interleague play has become. The Phillies should be opening the year against the Braves, Mets, Marlins, Nats. Not the freakin’ Texas Rangers. Rein it in!

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The NL East is the first division in MLB history to have all of its teams start 1-0.

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Domo Arigato Mister Bryce Harper

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The following people will throw out ceremonial first pitches on Saturday Afternoon at Citizens Bank Park:

Ronald McDonald, McDonald’s mascot

Ambassador Satoshi Katahira, Consulate General of Japan in New York

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😔

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Sources: Jeff Capel will return to Pitt next season.

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But what if I slowed down the Umpire cam shot and added a little Van Halen? #Schwarbomb #Phillies

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Schwarbomb.
No announcers.
Team USA.

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

All crowd

No announcers

And a Schwarber shot to the moon

What a moment for Team USA 🇺🇸

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Welcome…to the Legion of Doom

[Brandt “The Golden Doodle” Snedeker @sneds_brandt]

The Emerald Isle doesn’t mess around. Contemplated which one to take for a solid 30 seconds. What’s the correct move here?

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Who cares about Kearse, Andy Reid got that shit on

[Philly Sports By Number @philly_number]

3/4/2004 — Jevon Kearse signs an 8-Year/$66M deal with the Eagles in free agency, making him the highest paid defensive lineman in NFL history

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Spotify is launching the world's first music-streaming urn in collaboration with Liquid Death

A wireless Bluetooth speaker is built into the lid, and it costs $495

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Thank you Snarf’s

[Chris Bianchi @BianchiWeather]

Storm totals so far (still snowing):

New York City: 15.1”
Philadelphia: 13.7”
Boston: 5.2” so far, heading to 15”+

Denver total seasonal snow: 13.4”

#COwx

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They should invent an automatic paper towel dispenser that dispenses enough paper towel to dry your hands

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir