The Alvin Gang

We may be off campus, but we aren’t going anywhere! @BradyLaudick @chad_baker10 @JakeCov2016 @yeashua97

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It's not worth it.

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If I had a nuke and could take out a big group of terrorist or the patriots, I’d take out the patriots...NO BRAINER!!!! -@JakeCov2016

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Brady what did you get for Christmas?

Brady: “I got an automatic toothpick dispenser, it is pretty sweet. Probably my best gift.”

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“Play your cards right, and maybe you can have some baby carrots.”
-Brady

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Chad: “Cove, I need your help. This washing machine is like a rocket ship.”
#didyoumissus

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"I will freak out if Human by Christina Perri isn't on guitar hero. I will go bananas."
-Josh

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Who said it:
Do you think she knows who we are? Oh definitely, I’ve liked enough of her tweets this year for her to.

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I am a failure at life. I am less than 6 feet tall, I'm single, and I placed 2nd in fortnite when I should've won. I freakin suck.
-Cove

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*Josh playing fortnite*
Josh: I just ended this guy's life. His whole existence belongs to me.
Brady: Nice
Josh: I climbed his fort and smelt his ruin.

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Brady: I’m gonna take a rug nap

*few minutes later*

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Leaving the dorm for the first time all day:

“I forgot how society functions after grinding Fortnite for 5 hours.”

-Cove

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She commented on my discussion board post, I think she’s into me -brady

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Remember when cove was my favorite Roomate... I was a freaking idiot. -Brady

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Josh: *Smells bag of chips*

Jake: “Did you just smell those?”

Josh: “I was trying to see if they were stale.”

Jake: “Umm...”

Josh: “I know. You can’t smell staleness.”

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I always study until my computer runs out of battery, and my break is when it is recharging. -Brady

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"I'd rather play 'Through the Fire and the Flames' for 24 hours straight, than take exams this week." -Cove

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I have to poop so badly I'm about to go down to the exercise toilet so I don't blow up ours. I might bring some Netflix because it's going to be a long one. It's poopin time.
-Cove

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"Why do all hot girls have to party?"
@everyhotgirlweknow
-Josh

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@mandie_springer you’re welcome! We aim to please our fans

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"Does your water taste like Ebola to you? Because same."
-Chad "Waterslide" Baker

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"At the beginning of the year I was a D1 athlete, had a 4.0, and a girlfriend. Now I have none of those. I peaked in 2016."

-Brady