Alex Furlong

This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@HistoryBoomer Dude, Chimpy McBushitler would like a word.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@wretchardthecat Trump may figure that USA manufacturing can replace weapons faster than Iran manufacturing. We may unfortunately develop a tradition where every 2-4 years we blow the shit out of Iran's military because they can't obey a peace agreement. 2/2

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@wretchardthecat I think this assumes that Trump's goal after the cease fire violation is to remove the Iranian regime. If he just wants to render its military ineffective again, that doesn't require a deployment on the scale you're describing. 1/2

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@LandoFat @wretchardthecat IIRC, Russia still has that pipeline going into Europe. He can switch that off for the winter and freeze out much of his opponents.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@FreddyLA7 Living the dream, Freddy. Enjoy yourselves.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@FreddyLA7 This is the most American you've ever felt... SO FAR.

[Judianna @Judianna]

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[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@HistoryBoomer This must be engagement bait.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mood.. 😂

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@johnpavlovitz You apparently missed it when 15 members of jUSt aN iDEa were convicted on federal RICO charges.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@1amW4TcHing @Raphousetvuncut How else are they going to conceal it under the puffy jacket?

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@wvfights681 @Raphousetvuncut If he's not trying to inflict lethal injuries then he shouldn't be using lethal force. You defend yourself with legal force when you have to and not because you're too stupid to get in the car and drive away.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@Faloonkylezilla You have a very weird idea of what a background check actually is. It definitely is not your credit score.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

I don't recall having to go through a federal background check before I purchased my woman.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Welcome to the United States. Where guns have more rights than women

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@1Nicdar It's a good start.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@FreddyLA7 Solid decision.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@MrAndyNgo I've got $20 on 2.

[Leftism @LeftismForU]

Bars and beer distributors are now running out of beer due to there being so many Scottish and Irish people visiting the US for the World Cup.

[Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView]

@PlanetOfMemes Perhaps they're just slow readers.